(Jesus is standing RITE beside you like an I-beam)
(Jesus is standing RITE beside you like an I-beam)
1. if you have moolah left-over, donate it to the person behind you (God will not and cannot be outdone, thus, giving YOU mega blessings); 2. git in a wheelchair even if you're able to walk and pick-up the little specks-O-schtuff on the floor at Sunday mass or at temple (precisely how all the great saints acted: they were extremely humble, never caring about what the dead-head-world thought); 3. carry your literal cross at times - what? you too scared of the big, bad world? poor thing. guess Satan's gotcha, leading you down to the Abyss where you'll wish you were dead; 4. pick-up the trash around the house and/or in your house as best as you're able; 5. pray with confidence, "them first, me last" with your eyes fixed on your reward - remember what we sed about humility? 6. don't ever watch TV anymore - I threw mine over the balcony yeeers ago (good riddance) and pray, pray, pray/work, work, work - we only have this finite existence; your TV is a tool, believe-it-or-not, for the antichrist to lead you down. don't ask the people in Hell; 7. turn-off your artificial lights when you're through; let the NaturalLight shine - that'll help on cost and the UPkeep; 8. help an old person who can't see too well git-up the curb; dress nice, even to the store, showing you care about how you present yourself to the world which helps ultra greatly when you lead people to the King of Hearts; stop and say, 'I love you' to the girly-babies. ask how old they are; ask what's their name. women looove that: to have a dude be so interested in their child, makes their day. ya know what Jesus sez, lil' ones straight from Seventh-Heaven? Almighty God loves'm, too, with an overwhelming love beyond all human understanding: precisely why you should not abort; 9. say the family Rosary - doesn't matter if you aren't Catholic: our Mother is the Queen of Humanity; 10. don't go to filthy movies anymore - except for Star Wars, VII and Lord of the Rings, of course; 11. don't do rampant abortion... or you'll pay the price sooner or later; 12. don't do the worship of Follywood - all a bigga #@!! wastea time; 13. you prayed all day for others? great!! now at night, pray for yourself first AND! the souls of your neighbors second. here's what I pray withis image in my mind: I picture the Holy Spirit enveloping our country withe R wing covering the west coast and the L wing covering the east: 'not my mortal will, but Yours be done'; 14. don't forget the Divine Mercy at 3am or 3pm - a POW!erfull Way home (besides saying the Rosary); 15. I believe it to be also a POW!erfull way to build-up your antibodies: every week, once per week, drop food on the floor (I picked-up a broccoli spear off the grocery floor). why not? cannot hurt. just builds-up your antibodies; 16. repeat this prayer: 'Jesus, Mary, Joseph! I love you! Save them souls!' (repeat) ...or: 'send the Warning easy on those of U.S. who love You alone' (repeat) ...or: 'whatever You want, Jesus, is what I want' (a fantastic Way of setting your priorities straight); 17. and, puh-leeze, don't become Lolita Rich - that's truly ridiculous. What? Do her boobs look like the state of utter superficiality we're in? and the teacher goes, 'say YES, class'; 18. tell me something: where-O-where does it say anything about reincarnation in the Bible? it DOESN'T. Nada. Nil. Zilch. you got one life, pal. use it for His Glory. don't abuse it; 19. don't be greedy; don't be stuck-up like you're so much better than the rest of humanity: you're a sinful mortal who's left with only 2 options... and 1 of 'em ain't too cool after you're six-feet-under; 20. don't be a part of YouthInAsia, err, I mean, euthanasia which snoBOMBa's a whizz at; Jesus sees everything humanity does and at death's hour, there'll be HELL to pay if we haven't repented (precisely why the Warning's happening); 21. don't be a part of this world any more than you have to: be nice while you're here, don't be like Isis; respect others and their religions - only Jesus who sees through to their heart can be the final mediator 22. and don't do Mega-Fornication like the porn stars who die-out like a BlackHole; 23. racism's here to stay, white trash, and it'll only git worse under the puppet: there's 2 types of Negro's - a few who work hard, married4life, and have a very strong faith vs. the pro-jexx-kneegrow, gang bangin', whore slappin', drug dealin'; snoBOMBa loooves that kind: they're on welfare, waiting for the day when they'll have much BAGGIER pantaloons. Point is, did Jesus wear those, proud and selfish like those in Ferguson, and talk like a second grader who came from the wrong-side-of-the-trax?? Nope. Jesus talked with authority... not like them who have no respect for authority. Not even God; 24. don't do disgusting sodomy, gays. Jesus, our Lord and God, wouldn't even think of that, yet, He has mercy on the homosexuals till death; 25. before you go to bed, kids, ya gotta wanna have 2 thangs: a Rosary around your neck and a Rosary someplace on you which wards-off the killer demons - they don't stand a chance against our Mother (all of Hell cannot and will not fight her because all of Hell know they'd lose like a worthless kok that's attached to a transvestite); 26. what did Jesus say?? there shall come a time, lemme spell it out for you in case you didn't quite catch the underlined Word, s h a l l, when people shall be think'n of how to shorten words, not the Word which goes on eternally Upstairs; 27. and, no, I'm not pure-as-the-driven-snow; I'm a sinful mortal just as you are. if you don't believe that, Jewess, you need to pull your head outta the sand and STOP supporting the homocidal homosapien in the OpaqueDomicile; 28. yes, kids, take it from me, Mr. Super-Savvy-Sardonic-Satires-who-wants-to-take-you-for-the-ride-of-your-limited-lifetime: I saw Seventh-Heaven and, yes, angels DO fart if you ask'm, though I personally wouldn't recommend it; however, the Abyss o'Misery?? the freek'n stench of Hell is worse than a dead ho sitting outside for ten days in August... and the demons won't giveAshit if you'd not prefer to lay on toppa her. I'm as serious as Hells Angels in a rumble; 29. and you know what's really cool-shoes about the Great Beyond which you won't find anywhere on earth?? you may actually switch the body parts to suit your needs; indeed, what we shall receive Upstairs is a sweet, deluge-of-non-dubiousness, for absolutely nothin' in this world is worth the loss of Heaven; 30. pray for me... because I sure pray for you: like I sed many times before, does not matter if you aren't a Catholic (when we git up there, bro, there's only One God). And what does Romans 10:10 say? 31. if you put a lantern under some clothing, soon, it'll catch fire and it grows dark cuzza lack of O² - precisely the Way our society has become: if Jesus is the Source of oxygen, we have cut-off the physiology; if you go to a Lighthouse, the Lighthouse, Jesus, bringing 'ships' in, ocean liners carrying thousands of people - that ship is none other than US. absolutely nobody shall say at thy Final Judgment, coming forward with a raised hand, 'yes, I'm guilty, too; I had a part in their condemnation' if you saw what the eternal, stanky Abyss is like; 32. I think, therefore, I am: will you rise-up or descend after this learning process on earth?? only YOU can decide; 33. the Warning, given by Almighty God, shall be about 20 minutes, showing everyone on earth alive RIGHT NOW a picture of three things: Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell: it's only a Warning, folks, not an actual judgment, though some people will still feel like they have died depending on their sins which they still haven't repented and, yes, some will die (the shock of what just took place is completely overwhelming). yes, snoBOMBa, a Hell exists: don't think damnation cannot happen to you precisely because it could happen to me. Ask the devil worshipers: they know exactly what's below; 34. 'heer ye! O heer ye!!' spoke ye town Crier. 'alla ye niggs, wiggs, white trash, and high-performance-hypocrites-fueled-by-large-mouths!! lissen to us. God utterly despises proudness; God totally loves humility, yet, God's so bloody benevolent and non-judgmental, He'll put-up with our $h!t till Judgment Day precisely because He was born in a stable amidst the livestock and poop. That's how kick-ass He is. We must reciprocate by wok'n AND chew'n gum which God expects from U.S. poor subhumans (the epitome of humility). ain't too difficult, dead-heads'; 35. we THINK we can, but we cannot control God: God controls us through our free will. Think about that; 36. I heard about the seedy, diabolical vermin (33+ year olds) infecting our schools looking for sex and I gotta lotta say about that, too, coming from a trained black belt: First, if he puts his R hand on your shoulder from the back when your sitting, take your L and twist his hand (doesn't matter which hand); perfect Aikido move, make him hurt so he'll learn his lesson. when he's in fronta you walking the halls and he comes-on to you, kick-him-to-the-bawls, then, step on his head when he's down; brush-block his L hand and back knuckle him to his nose. repeat if he doesn't git the message you're not supposed to mess with a child.
I shoulda put, 'TUFF LOVE HEALS ALL'