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Christian Calvary Motorcycle Ministries:

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Sunday worship service 10 am

Monday Bible study 6:30 pm

Wednesday praiseNprayer 7 pm

in the elementary school now

(kinda, sorta middle of South Street)

in RRROCKIN' GRANTVILLE, KS!!!

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phone number: 785.286.2488

toll-free: 1.800.673.3633

church4bikers.org

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I go to MPH, too, yet, I wanted something more: if sow bugs loooooooove to crawl under rocks to find safety, I guess I'm a weee, rolly-polly and Jesus is my ROCK

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Two examples. First, we looove to watch football, don't we? If you took only ONE, square centimeter of the playing field vs. 55,555,555 playing fields of 100 yards, how teeeny-weeeny-tiny is that? Thus, the basic premise for our next example. If you took only ONE drop of water vs. ALL THE OCEANS OF THE WORLD, ON JUPITER, expanse of the HUGE SUN, IN THE UNIVERSE EVEN, just that ONE drop is our Finite Existence. And those two examples are just mortal, finite: the universe HAS an end, however XTRA-LARGE-GARGANTUAN it may be. The Almighty wants to give YOU IM-morality: your lifetime WILL HAVE NO END Forever, a fortuitous agglomeration of the Heavenly RAIN

READ MATTHEW 25:46

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When this earthly lifetime is kaput? finished? you're pushing-up the daisies? You'll inherit eternity (if you've accepted Jesus). For us Christians, the Bible (and the Son of God) is all we live for, thus, we believe with our whole heart Heaven is Above, Hell is below our feet. We have this Limited Expanse of time to deal withe Liar; but soon after, we'll reign high above the clouds FOREVER, while those damned souls who we tried to save only laughed at us, called us fools GeezLouise That's the Liar talking, friend, who wants YOU to become as bright red as the pronoun, forever

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JUST AS IT'S A TRUISM TAUGHT BY SACRED SCRIPTURE the sufferings of the reprobate are in fact an endless duration of misery The Great Beyond is a realm of the complete opposite: NO STANK like sewage I smelled in Queens in the 70s Now, in the hot, summer months? Yumm 'Who you gonna choose to follow?' is what it comes down to. In the Latin text of the Holy Scripture, it describes their sorry, perverted state as a 'secunda mors', a 'second death' in which they're transported from this 'Jason-Bourne-existence' without God to an evenlonger existence without God, eternity in Hell. Are you sooo willing to risk being condemned to eternal torment for this finite, artificially vacant earth when WE can actually see ourselves growing older year-by-year... when WE can make a 180 degree turn?

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HOW LONG IS ETERNITY? Say the universe is as long as California (N2S), k? Furthermore, say the literal number 999999999... ran ALL the way upNdown that state in a Papyrus font. That alone would make anybody's soul pleased PRECISELY because you know FOR A FACT, JACK, that numeral would eventually come to an end, finally reach the epilogue (as in a play or discourse). Not so with Hell, not so!! In Hell, that number doesn't end. It just keeps repeating like a skkkratchy, broken record, like a 255-year-old maid who bitches at you without end for eternity TURN or BURN, CHILDREN: True, true, we ABHOR with a passion the horrors of the damned, as I describe in our lovely blog, yet! a lot of U.S. have an over-yearning, hatefull-weight of Jesus that both psychosomatically, psychologically deters us the satisfaction of knowing we're at peace with our Creator. Thus, the latter outweighs the former: the Liar can and will 'play' that to our detriment - he hates YOU with a passion, too TWO CHOICES, TWO DESTINIES: one of which ain't so appealing, leaving only one Way to go. Upstairs (with repentance) - Yes! Without a doubt!! God does love U.S. passionate-ly; however, that doesn't take away our FREE WILL to turn away, descending into the passionate flames - whatever WE choose for our eternity, the Trinity will graciously bestow upon U.S.

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It'd be like if a wealthy miser worked his whooole life, spent billions of dollars, raped the rainforest, young women, his dogs, tortured the mountain children of Peru, did all kinds of extortion, idolatry, gluttony, and expected to sit withe Liar on his L, right? When he dies, absolutely no interest in Heaven (Heaven's for the queer), only wants to be pals with Satan. So, Jesus Divinely Condemns that Loser and is standing before the black, Massive Gates of Hell, saying, "Oooh, I feel a wee stiffy!!" At last!! The King of the Abyss arrives, as he leisurely waddles up, flies swirling around him, eating a pieceOrottenpizza with anchovies left for ten years, surrounded by a legion of horrors. The Liar points to a door to the R, growling, as he rolls his beady eyes, "Whatever. Enter into my paradise" Ah, the zenith of infatuation!! As you open the door, you step, but there ain't no landing in the dark hallway, and something pushes you into the 1,755-degree-oven TheEnd "SUCKA!!!!!" the Liar skreeems as you're falling down, down, down on broken glass strewn on the bottom of Hell, your skin starts to melt DON'T RISK IT, KIDS, OR YOU'LL NEVER GROW UP The blessed will not care what angle they're regarded from, having nothing to hide -W.H.Auden

COME TO MASS, OR SERVICE, OR RCIA, OR BOTH.

YOU CANNOT REMAIN NEUTRAL BEFORE GOD.

NOT win the battle, for battles are only temporary, transitory - like the Liar's Reign On Earth; but win the WAR for souls - that's what OUR purposeFULL objective is in this Finite Existence: our body dies, but souls live forever (Heaven/Hell), whether you wanna believe us or not. I guess that's why Almighty God created'm --- All in all, stanky, I know you're the harbinger to something evil, so if your cheep-O-goons wanna kill me, I'd consider that an great honor --- How much faster than lightning touches our planet and then is recalled by the Almighty is our Finite Existence (lookit Janet whom I perished with) are the deviant deeds of our Prez, spreading his 'Judas kisses' everywhere, deceived and unlearned, who neither cares nor wishes to wiseabove and become holy, the first step on the ladder Upstairs, of achieving sanctity, of reaching the Great Beyond. This passing planet, like passing gas (here one second, gone the next), at the present hour is FULL of agitation and corruption with a most spitefull, egregious nihilism: the superior number of human beings, enthralled withe Liar's luring façade, fed by Satan, fed by rationalism and materialism, HELL'S NOT FULL YET, PEOPLE!! Hell will never be full until the Last Person croaks - don't disobey God like EYE have done in my short, mortal march. Think of a TRI-angle, the TRI-nity: how the base is only so large, like Genghis Khan's Empire, but, yet, the two sides MUST converge, like a voluptuous anchor that sails upon the blue sky reaching the fullness of victory or damnation - Why don't you follow me, BO, for a lazy, Sunday service at 10 at the elementary school Remember: our Eternal Fate shall be determined irrevocably at the precise moment of our demise Egad, Barack, I'd sure hate to lose you, worshipping the Masons through your silly acts like the web spun by a spider, precarious and fragile; but, alas, if that's your eternal destiny with other mortal worldlings who care nuthin' for Jesus, follow the passions of puny politics 'I must increase my bust' -Judy Blume: YOU must stare at forever to enlarge thy groovy, not at the horizontal war between the vain

PLANT THE SEED B4 IT'S TOO LATE!!

goood axiomatic, objective argument...

the kind they teach in Steubenville, OH:

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1) you believe in God

2) and everything He sez is TRUE,

3) therefore, Purgatory is a fact

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Reading 2 Timothy 4:3-5 is a wise idea. We ALL will perish - even the atheist will admit that much. Groovy. What then? Then, comes our Divine Judgment where you'll be told what faults you need to correct, if any, like you drive waaay too fast or you had some tranversal issues that didn't get cleared up by going to Mass and lettin the Holy Spirit work or blowing-up the Post Office or shooting many people at groovy K-Mart before they tackle you or whatever. A couple trillion issues the human race has to deal with - lookit family life --- Groovy. Then what? Well, if you have absolutely NO FAULTS AT ALL (few do anymore but babies and young children who haven't reached the age to reason are likely candidates), you're sent through the gates to do ANYTHING you wanna [besides Mass on Sundays]; if not, you're sent to Purgation (Latin: basically, 'to purge' or 'draw-out' of you all those nasty sins haven't had time TO purge because your sister was speaking-in-a-monotone 24/7). Yes, yes, I'll go there, too, for however long Jesus sez - it ain't foreva, toots; also, there's a few thousand levels I hear (how could there NOT?), nearer to the Abode of the Damned for sins of lust, adultery, pride, greed, gluttony (you repented on thy deathbed Glory2God!!), but nearer to Heaven Above for lesser sins, venial sins, MY sins, which ® many HeeHee --- Groovy. Then what? Well, if you believe and are baptized, welcome home! Upstairs, you'll never be bored for eternity, bud, blue sky, clouds, girls to love and neck with. Guh-roovy. It'll be awesome for me. But, sadly, if you don't believe even when the Kingdom is sitting RIGHT IN FRONTA YOU, you refuse to have any faith in the Son even when He's shining on YOU, you're like Stalin/Satan who sed 'I don't wannna believe', then what does Jesus do witchoo??? Does He put his hands on His chin, get that 'what-the-Hell-do-I-do-now?' expression, and paces around the room, saying, 'lemme think'?? He can't keep you!! You don't believe He even exists! He letsya go to Hell, tosses you out withe stanky trash (YOU cannot remain neutral before the Trinity). That's precisely why I'm sooo bloody Æ (anti-establishment): this world has absolutely NOTHIN I want. I want IT all Upstairs. Everything: sex, drugs, rockNroll, baby!! Err, I mean, better love, better drugs, better RNR. Yeah, baby!! YEAH!! Just gotta be crazy, just gotta believe in God 1 Corinthians 11:1

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“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid, Obama”

—Ben Franklin

No Experience Necessary!!!

Use a silencer when you murder me!!! C'mon. Everyone knows I'm a head injured terrorist anyway on phat Janet's list - when Wall Street tells the BO to jump? Our Kneegrow Prez sez, How high, massa? All a bright, shiny lie, America! BOs a liar cubed. Don't you DARE stand before Jesus and explain WHY you told deceit after deceit to the American people along with your cronies in DC; Jesus will say, "I never knew thee. Away from Me. You disgust Me." God Almighty stands for truth, liberty, equality, and 'ex caput mortuum' (Latin: [after ex - which means the opposite] literally, 'dead heads'). You disgust me, too: you should have your picture on the wall next to Satan and Hitler, the Liar. O, boo-hoo. I hurt your feelings? You should never be Prez of our 'custos morum' ('moral guardian').

Thank you, God! Always repentance till the day-U-perish (like a U-haul except those dirty sins will creep up at the hour of death on U): Christ accepts everyone if you wash your soul clean and hang it out to dry. Your choice. Your demise That's why I made such a BiggaDeal withe BiggaMeatballs on Free Will - BOs pro'bly NOT gonna read my letter to the Dark Domicile and, besides, the SS lookit our blog everyday to see whot this terrorist is up to. So, goody, lemme begin:

"Dear Mr. Oximoron... How does it feeel to know Satan's got you RIGHT where he wants you? How does it feeel to know you're in grave danger of damnation (and alla your peons who grovel), controlled by strings from above like a silly puppet who dances for all the world to see which could easily be broken when THEY don't need you anymore, ya synthetic charade? If you HAD lissened to Jerimiah WRONG, you'd know if you don't wanna go to the Abode of the Damned, mortal BO, if ya don't wanna lead U.S. along like blind lemmings who follow YOU off the cliff to their destruction by God for abortion, which you strongly advocate, I'd strongly suggest you take a lookit OUR blog. No, sir, I don't hate Negros, ya ominous masterpiece; I just hate you for being reeeeeelly retarded. Coming from me? Ouch. Dude, that's a slap dans le visage, oui, mon pouvoirs établis? Hmmm. Who's the head injured one here??"

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QUESTION: Why do I have my name 'Kold_Kadavr_flatliner'? ANSWER: I was pronounced DOA in October 30, 1985...

Lissen up, people: Once thy lifelong demise is finished, ain't no comin' back, bro - Death, Judgment, Heaven, Hell for U.S. God doesn't have any control over OUR free will (PRE-cisely why God gave us free will): YOU, sweetheart, may choose to go to the Abyss of Misery forever at death's hour. Does God have any say? Betchur (a-hem) He doesn't YOU wanna commit suicide? He'll letchoo YOU wanna commit heinous crimes? He'll letchoo. Wanna become a 33rd degree Mason, have sex all day and do meth so your teeth fall out? He'll letchoo. All God wants is our love; all God wants is our FREEDOM to choose the Higher Good, the Trinity, not the artificial, passing world run by the Liar who wants U.S. to suffer for eternity. That's EXACTLY where FREE WILL comes in: God totally forgave U.S. at baptizzzm (You remember that, don't you? HeeHee), but then, thars a WIDE, open door at seven-years-old entitled OUR EXISTENCE which the world pulls U.S. through and God has absolutely no control over YOU anymore once YOU step through the threshold. Alla the angels, saints, the Trinity, and your dear great-grandma, on your Father's side, are praying fervently, but it all comes down to ONE person: YOU Whotcha gonna choose? When you're all done with thy Finite Existence, however, the King of Kings greets YOU, God invites YOU in, and puts a heavy, warm robe on YOU (verrry cold in the world: cold stares, cold attitudes, cold people - brrr!) My choice? The narrow path. Why? Our Finite Existence. 'Nuff sed? Get it? Don'tcha lose it, toots. After all is sedNdone, and YOU make Heaven, we'll have a HUGE Beer down at the local pub, k? SSSmokin', baby...

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Does Jesus exist? Betchur bottom Whot?? Are we simply gonna cease to have indelible souls just because WE say??? Egads! On thy shoe, toots!! Bullshit!! The Chinese wok on IT all day. Don't do that - they worship themselves. The complexity of our planet points to a Creative Doctrine who, not only created our universe, but sustains it today Jesus exists!! The universe had a start - who caused it? Jesus exists!! The universe operates by uniform laws of nature. Why does it? The DNA code informs and programs a cell's behavior: we know Trinity exists because he pursues us, the Trinity is constantly initiating and seeking for us to come. Does ALMIGHTY God exist??? Unlike any other revelation of God, Jesus Christ is the clearest, most specific picture of God revealing himself to us Yes, I assure thee, God is alive. Atheists just wanna deny, deny, deny. Whateva. Don't be like Stalin who wound up damned for eternity Not a good choice

Carry on, my wayward son -Kansas You're now free to move about the cabin without training wheels; however, talk is cheap YOU alone have the opportunity RIGHT NOW to accept Jesus, though most of our beliefs [like, we're worthless demigods even though we die] are completely incongurous to the reality of eternity. If YOU perished today due to forces beyond your control, do you know OMG! FER SUR!! [valley girlz, too] where you'd be? If you don't, we can fix that right now, forever, with one, simple prayer:

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"Lord Jesus, I realize I have made some bad decisions, but please accept this mortal into your Kingdom when I croak; I now accept whatever this worthless life throws at me, for I know now God has something much more brilliant and splendid for my lengthy eternity. Take, Lord, and receive my entire liberty, my understanding, and my whole will - all that I am and all that I possess YOU have bestowed upon this mortal sinner. I now realize I can do absolutely nothing without YOU, for the very air I breathe has been made by the Trinity. I surrender them all to God to be disposed of according to Thy Most Holy Will; grant me only your love and your grace - with these I shall be content and desire nothing more. Amen"

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Live in me, Lord Jesus; lemme live in YOU - your branches always much fruit. Without the reaper, the sower has no chance; without the Son, plants wither and perish; without YOU, I know I can do nothing that lasts. But with Almighty God, I can accomplish whatever YOU desire for my earthly and eternal happiness... Become fearless! NOW!! I AM the Way -JC, the Creative Doctrine who plays overNover how much He loves U.S. Worship God first, then, quibbleNdribble over your worthless political parties, k? Cuz thar ain't no political parties in Heaven, I can assure you.

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NOTE: What does it mean when you read 'fear God'? Simply, we should be in AWE/RESPECT of the Trinity who made U.S. sinful mortals; for Christians, however, it goes withe territory: RESPECT equals SALVATION Hint-Hint-Hint-Hint-Hint-Hint-Hint-HintWhile I saw'm in Lawrence at the Bottleneck, they're tooo much of a dead, gutteral, metal-band; however, I just put that in for the kick-ass, ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT aspect of the logo - how did Jesus conform to the world? Christ laid down His life for U.S. I should do the same because I love you. Why wouldn't you wanna become a saint?? If not celebrated on the Catholic calander, you'd have the dignity and respect for eternity. Whoa. Dude. Can't beat that.

Yo! Protestants! I'll just meet you there!!

Again, most of U.S. are saved (I hope not) and we have Heaven-Above to look forward to, but that still doesn't take-away the sins we commit with our own FREE WILL (doing thangs APART from that which will lead you up, like abortion/homosexuality which will lead you down) EXAMPLE Say I was walking at night in SoHo and I saw a girly being raped and I do nuthin, just pass casually by, trying to keep outta sight like a WUSSY, afraid because there might be more of 'em in the shadows. Almighty God sees that and He'll hold YOU alone responsible for not calling on HIM when you fight - who cares how many are there??? EXAMPLE You're involved withe mob, you screwed-up BIG time, the mafioso club you, break your kneecaps, and prepare to make you swim withe fishees in NY harbor (concrete shoes). That's just TWO examples of how we make our own choices to not get involved, thus, crime spreads and we're more entrenched in NOT following God's laws: you go to Purgatory for following your own mind, not the Will of the Trinity PURGATORY IS A FACT, JACK - not some mythical place designed by Catholics to get more money for Votive candles. Geez Louise. America is TRULY a Christian nation, but, yet, most of U.S. aren't TRUE Christians because you refuse to believe in the objective - we LOVE to believe in 2 Timothy 4:3-5 Thus, our FREE WILL equals PURGATORY Got it?? Don'tcha lose it, toots. I tell it like it is - that's the way UH-HUH UH-HUH I like it.

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This is the actual situation of souls who, upon death, are in a state of Divine Grace, but did not quite completely atone for their sins, nor attain the degree of purity necessary to enjoy the vision of God (we must do our part, too: Christ forgave all our sins in Holy-Roller-Baptism, but not those we commit with FREE WILL). Thus, Purgatory’s a -temporary state- which ends this Finite Existence, this time of satisfaction and atonement; the soul has reached the end of his/her lifelong demise, that time of merit for the soul/mercy from God. All a matter of free choice: some make it, some don‘t. Thus, this lifelong demise once expired, it is set in the state where death has found that mortal, and as it has been found in sanctifying grace, it is safe not to fall from that happy state and reach the possession of God's Great Beyond. However!! The mortal is responsible for certain debts: FREE WILL: Is God gonna damn U.S. for speeding? Of running red lights? Of looking at those gorgeous, nude females? Of showing off our rage when they cut-us-off in traffic? Of losing your temper? Of gluttony, pride, and the sin of having anal sex which IF YOU DO IT LONG ENUFF it widens thy bunghole so you must wear a dagnasty diaper (you say, 'I thot those were only for babies'; I say, touché) Nope. God loves us. God wants us all to be happy forever. Thus, the state of Purgation. How can God love burning? First, it's temporary; second, we burn ourselves by our finite search for happiness which we'll never find on earth Such is the meaning of purgatory, and the situation of souls therein But the Church proposes to issue two truths clearly defined as dogmas of faith: first, there is a purgatory; secondly, the souls in purgatory can be let out by the prayers of the faithfull (all over our bloggOrama), especially by the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass. While faith does not tell us anything definite about the place of purgatory, the most common opinion (the language of Scripture) and is more commonly received among theologians, place it in the bowels of the earth not far from the damned WITH A WAY OUT!! Makes us think now, doesn't it? 'YeeeHaw, Paw!! Sure does!!!!' replies Billy Joe from Arkansaw.

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1) Ignes alii levis aurae locum tenent si cum adore meo comparentur 2) quia per quae peccat quis per haec et torquetur 3) judisium durissimum his qui praesunt fiet 4) ergo, omne quod defunctis impenditur in nostrum tandem meritum commutater et illum post mortem centiplum recipimus duplicatum!! 5) IN HOC SIGNO + VINCES: Crux Sacre Sit Mihi Lux

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1) The fires of earth are nothing in comparison withe flames of Purgatory [Ya want Heaven? Deal with it] 2) By what people make use to sin, so will be their torture 3) A most severe judge shall be for them that bear rule 4) Thus, all who because of their devotion to souls, shall earn their reward and those after death [however God bestows] their guarantee 5) IN THIS SIGN + YOU SHALL CONQUER: May the Holy Cross Be My Light. Ain't that superquadduper kick-ass??

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I'll finish by explaining for alla youse lost Protest-ants (if you love God, why Protest?? You look like ants, dudes) yet another reason for Purgation (see if you can't read BET-WEEEEEN the lines, k?) All through my youth, till the age of fifteen when my lovely sister took charge, I had a stammer/stutter; also, I had a completely GORGEOUS!!! mature, tall, thin, knock-me-down, knock-me-dead social-studies teacher in first hour at Pauline South, Mrs D in 6th grade (in '81). Beautifull, quiet, soft, wonderfull, adorable, mag-nificent, benevolent, captivating, fascinating, angelic, affectionate, truly devoted to her passion, long hands, jet-black hair, beautiful face, beautiful torso, beautiful legs going on for miles, ALWAYS wore the most gorgeous heels, ALWAYS ready to help me, ALWAYS had the warmest smile upon entrance (just looked like she was made by Almighty God, so pure, so perfect, so 'pugnis et calcibus' [Latin: with all ones might]); truly beautifull inside and out, truly beyond courageous caliber. I'll bet you're beyond stunning in God's Kingdom I so love you, Mrs D Rest in peace. Can't wait to hold you in my arms.

If I was the Prez, I'd most pro'bly be shot like JFK by the Masons or the SS...

Repent, Miss Jennings, or I fear for thy soul which is destined to live for eternity - teach our youth the way to Perdition?? How dare you!! Final Judgment ring a bell? You want THEM in Hell, too? NAMBLA - how beyond evil. Those who're wise and have their sights set on Heaven will make it; but the deep, dark 'Prez', who's supposed to look out for the good of all, doesn't through abortion and homosexuality when Barack should know!! That's sooooooooooo beyond disgusting, I can see now why God has rules as to who gets in: Barack's a puppet controlled by strings from above We'll all die - just have to tighten our belts as Bilbo suggested after the fight withe trolls. Dumb example, Kevin? Yep. I know!! HeeHee If God wants U.S. to act like kids spiritually but you're teaching youth mortal sin, hmmm, who's going to the Great Beyond again? Your choice, your demise. You're just in denial while I'm just pre-Warning All of U.S. have a choice - FREE WILL; however, if you reeeeelly wanna choose Hell by your actions, like mosta the Hells Angels do, God WON'T interfere - even if it means the Abyss of Misery fo'eva, chump --- Here's a DEE-lightfull piece that goes out to the hardworking or hardly working SS (latter if they stalk me). Instead of raping me in the psycho ward like pussy-cats who don't know where the bunghole is, why don't you be like REAL MEN who gather on the stark, lonely backroads to Grantville and shoot me several times in the stomach WITH A SILENCER!! so my gooey entrails/intestines fall out; again, and again, several times WITH A SILENCER!! when the gun recoils to the heart/upper chest?? THEN! O-JOY!! You can go to Hell ('I should never confess that to a priest and destroy my HOLY-than-thou reputation!!') withe COM-plete satisfaction you're taking the life of a HARDCORE, HEAD INJURED TERRORIST... and I can die a horrible death!! And... and... I can be free!! And I promise never to hold it against thee!!! Promise!!! Cross-my-heart!!! DEEEL? Hot deal, huh? Owch. Though will God? Gee. Might wanna think 'bout that. Yeah. I'm afraid He will BUT, NYAH, YOUSE DON'T BELIEVE ANYWAY, SO NADDA PROB!!! anyway... Here's whot youse do. I'm the cyclist wearing both the NEON-HELMET-COVER (always) and the NEON backpack my beautifull mom got from bloody, ol England (pun intenDEAD)... Can you figure out the rest or do I have to e-mail you? Ya with me? Got it? C'mon, people!! Ain't too difficult: don't be like sleeeeek pussies who lurk in the shadows softly meowing; you're either with me or not - none of this cloakNdagger, neutrality BS. If I'm providing you with alla this super-vital-info, you better attack soon, son HOLY BALONEY COW!! The process of me expiration's soon to be accomplished!!! YeeeHaw!! Can this be any MORE exciting??? --- In conclusion, however, the SS who sent Hitler to Hell (botha'm), are of a different name now, of course, but same ol same ol. Just new lies, old, stanky bags Seek God He'll giveth unto thee gorgeous, adorable partners for eternity. And that's NO lie.

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If any of this is news to you, should I have my doubts? if any of you doubt, please read 2 Thessalonians 2:7-12 Paul goes on to say, 'the mystery of lawlessness' was 'already at work' in his day - the mighty SS, the brown-shirts, the mighty mortals who protect the Prez when he signs partial-birth-abortion bills, doesn't speak on abstinance, and gives the order to unleash martial law?? Absolutely no conscience there!! If it was alive and well then, why should we think it is not at work now withe Devil controlling the elite who control the deep, dark Prez who controls the SS? Thus, that spreads like a fast growing, disgusting fungus to all levels of society, whether it be pre-schools or public Highs or PhD departments or old people watching MSNBC (makes no difference): the Liar has a way of succulently, smooothly, creeping-under-doors to infiltrate, influence our culture to make U.S. disbelieve through materialism and violence --- Another point. The parabolic diagram carries a representation of the axiom. That is, it makes a comparison telling U.S. what spiritual reality is like. For instance, in the parables of Jesus, He uses the parabolic diagram of a seed to represent the Word of God, telling U.S. it can be 'planted' in a person's heart and 'grow-up' to Heaven. He's depicting spiritual reality by comparing it to physical reality; furthermore, by taking the King of the Universe who has boundless knowledge, and by speaking it to lowly humans who pick their nose while listening, shows why Jesus = God = Trinity and I'm not NOTE: An idiom is an expression, usually a noun or a verb, that has a meaning you cannot derive from the meaning of the individual words. An example: 'a drop in the bucket' - just imagine a vast vat holding several thousand gallons of beer and you put in just, one, drop. See the vast comparison of inequality, can't you? Or even a thimbleFULL of 'em? See the sins Jesus forgives U.S. in repentance? See the magnitude of treasure that await U.S. by comparison of the Pacific which flows into all? See the treasure of the God who loves you by His Son who wants YOU in the Great Beyond? See the futilty of mortal sin when this Finite Existence is so finite and we have Eternity to look with horrific dread or joyfull occupation? That should explain the role terrorism plays in Satan's devious plan.

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DECIDE THY ETERNITY

Dominus Vobiscum

YOU can have all this and more in Heaven; however, if YOU choose to have on earth these fantasies without marriage, YOU pull farther and farther away

from Jesus and nearer and nearer to the Abyss. Your choice. You AB-solutely positive there ain't no Hell for the reprobates? AB-solutely sure beyond the least shadow of a doubt you have this all figured-out in your plastic, excitable knoggin? Or is it, perhaps, because you don't wish to go there for eternity, you dismiss it completely as a figment of my odd psyche, preferring to look again with thy narrow focus to not see Wisdom 2? Or, perhaps, is it just your self-centered, hourglass view on thangs from a KnowNuthin, high school freshman taught by your agnostic, parental units? Whatever. The question remains, dear, like the ubiquitously proud pronoun, 'ME, ME, ME!', you're AB-solutely emphatic 'Certainly no Hell exists'? Hmmm --- Bringeth another point unto thy attention. I hear the Great Sahara, not to mention alla the grains in our weee world, has a wholesale on sand - even has a load more than a meeesly nonillion!! Just imagine, Pops, having to EAT alla the 4Nfood on the planet, one morsel per day, more and more blows in from the deceased who turned to dust woeful centuries ago; in your quest to believe in anything but the Dead-End, Social-Intercourse, AB-solutely positive there ain't no Abode of the Lost or any absurd, blockheadish concept?? This is quite the morbid navigation talking about the unliving when the Great Beyond's waiting for those who simply love God; but, yet, Satan (the filthy Liar) has an unquenchable, unexhausted, burning withe whole disire to make U.S. lifeless forever obscurity: there's evil in the world, chumps, and you better git used to it because it'll soon take you over if you aren't prepared by repentance WAKE-UP!! We only have a Finite Existence on this planet and so when we're Divinely Judged, it's either basking in the Son or roasting with Hitler. Ain't no middle ground, bubba-brudda. Personally??? I don't wanna be told what to do by the Devil, laying in a coffin for eternity in a pit, very hot, very dark, very smelly, my four-extremeties sawn off, never stop bleeding which will fill 'er up, drowning ensues YAY!! surrounded by a gobba effin demons in the Lake of Fire who're sooo effin ugly, you'd have to be quite skillfull with a chainsaw to make'm look any better, sooo, I'm just gonna be a gooood Catholic and see if i can't be martyred WHY NOT??? COOL SHOES!!! HOW OBNOXIOUS Bilbo Baggins lost his buttons? Gee. That sucks. Me? I'm planning on going out in a hailAbullits (should be an 'anarchy' sign). I'm speaking to a brick wall, I know, but there are a few people who'll join me Upstairs in the Great Beyond to have a kick-ass party on MY drawbridge lasting for years and years, and, yes, love making for months and months with different, gorgeous partners which is very, very, VERY cool. C'mon, MossCow! Don't we all fantasize about it, wondering whether or not sex is allowed in the Heaven where we may have anything?? D'oh. Yes, yes, I assure thee, it is. The Almighty lets YOU do whatever YOU want TO in Heaven; furthermore, I firmly believe if we're living in this time, God'll take that into consideration and flagrantly award those who ARE faithfull by allowing us to make love (those who wanna) for eternity Upstairs which the people in past generations don't get BECAUSE they weren't tempted as greatly COMPREHENDEZ-VOUS??? Besides, lookit this C'mon, sly, what'd ya do for eternity? Sit around and watch boring Star Wars AGAIN without acting it out?? There's nonillions of girls/boys who only wanna be one with you, wiseguy. Yeah! YOU!! None other than the ONE who had the BIG bawls (your cranium) to wiseabove, not literal testicles which're a test to see where thy unripe, 'damnosa hereditas' (Latin: lit, 'a damaging inheritance'). Jesus didn't lie when He appeared to St. Gertrude, dude; God Almighty wants U.S. to have ETERNAL fun in Seventh-Heaven. Trust me. The Trinity told me. God loves2death the crazies. Gulp. Of course, those who don't wanna believe in fairy tales about how OUR deviant Prez could be so crass and subversive, that's your (a-hem) problem Read the signs of the times!!! Wake-up, sleepy heads!! Time to take thy pills of reality --- If we desire anything Upstairs, anything at all, you think Almighty God cannot provide when God has the power to make our wee, mortal-size-brain think? TRUST ME ON THIS God'll provide anything, anything at all: He's so effin happy you conquered the world when few go Upstairs anymore, He'll give you your most indelible desire. I know. I actually was in Heaven for a brief moment (after my accident) and all my lengthwise liberation can't add a single spark to Janet's life, but I can be with her forever Upstairs. And I de-finitely want B4play coupled with love making, soft, slow, and smooth PHABBB. YOU. LICIOUSISHNESS. CUBED The choices are INFINITE Dancing. Kissing. Cuddling. Snuggling. Loving. Caressing. Holding hands. Staring into her eyes. Ecclecticy. Hammocks. Dinner with wine, footsy, and luvy-dovy. Goood lookin' women - all are gorgeous in the Great Beyond and all of 'em wanna... though, you have to give'm thy thots first. Riding our bikes in the woods. Reading my TRI-logy on a lonely park bench. Holding her close to thy heart, thanking her pro-fuse-ly for being together, and just wrapping my arms around her to be as ONE. Kissing her womb. Kissing her everything in my magnificent love. Giving her a backrub with a featherduster. Taking a shower. Feeding us delicious melons in my atomic heat. All the girls I loved since I was six. Beautifull accents, too, withe ACCENT-GRAVE overhead. Mama Mia. Oh, just somewhere, sometime for eternity, something you just wouldn't comprehend unless you seek not to wokNtok horizontal DEVIANT ISN'T ALWAYS BAD --- I did this to show Heaven Above is NEVER, EVER boring nor worthless as many think. Ya think, 'Why not choose Hell? Upstairs? Damn annoying. All you do is conforming worship. Why don't I live for the world? Indulge. Lust. Gratify every desire?' If you wanna have Christ Jesus damn you at The End?? No thanx, pal. We're to live as if our lives could be over in an instant; live for Christ and nuthin' else. God'll reward YOU with treasures-beyond-measure and thy wildest dreams, son. And, truly, why not sechs? Ayep, the only thang we think about, isn't it, in these Final Days. Ain't no violence in Heaven: a baby outta wedlock, verily opposite of abstinance/obedience, is bad news; very difficult to xxxplain to Jesus at the Final Judgment GOD BLESSA YOUSE -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL when they HAD morals PS Hey, God, umm, nothin' is on October 30 on the Catholic calandar (date of our accident), so when i become a saint, and i shall, pretty-pleeeeeeze, Jesus? can I have my Holy Day on that Day? Thanx. Profusely -PhonDude, brot to YOU by the letter n (thx, David @ Jerry's)

And this is most clearly awesome, too. Ya know how some stand-ups are literally no-laughing-matter? I thot he was funny. And sometimes, not very offen, I go OUT the IN. Shhh! Don't tell. Keep it a secret, k?

While That's Part of Our Experience,

and I'm glad they are, they aren't telling you everything. Know that 'hands-on learning' at 10th and Gage (hasn't been built yet)?? They never tell you about the probably of Heaven withe very real possibility of Hell; they wanna keep it hush-hush, like it doesn't matter, like the two Eternities are a myth, like our indelible soul isn't indelible anymore. I thot Obama was black? He'll be darker than soot if he doesn't preach abstinance. And, yes, the mortal, Secret Service can murder me (yawn) I GIVETH UNTO THEE FULL PERMISSION!! (Hint-Hint) Isn't that g-g-great news to know there's ONE less terrorist?? But, alas!! O poor, poor Yorick!! I will ascend after my demise, but there's only one Judge. Sorry if I can't prevent you from taking the plunge, SS --- 'MANY THAT LIVE DESERVE DEATH; SOME WHO DIE DESERVE LIFE' -J.R.R. Tolkien Compare the space of thy small, Negro brain vs. the time of googleplex You willing to risk eternal Hell for absolute mortality? You aren't all powerFULL, BO - in fact, you're nuthin, especially withe deaths of millions of babies. Power has a way of corrupting souls to lead U.S. LEFT. If we could visit the Abyss of Hell, we'd see what makes U.S. turn RIGHT. Jesus doesn't want that, however. He wants U.S. to live our lives with moxie to ascend to eternal blessedness, ya homoloving-negro, not descend to everlasting torment (wrong-o to not teach gays, but, hey, if you believe you're ABOVE the Trinity, I greatly fear for thy soul, ya smoooth-talking-artificial-see-through)

GOD BLESS YOU, AMERICA

"INFINITE REWARD IS WORTH A FINITE WAGER" -Blaise Pascal, a French card player/hustler/Jesus accepts anyone who repents Hint-Hint

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I'm the neon helmet,

the neon backpack,

sometimes neon ankle straps -
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Pro'bly gonna get about

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That's cool.

Can you do that?

Stanking-up the ozone?

Destroying infants equals

ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!!!

That's wise.

Almighty God will have things

to say when you ascend.

powerFULL...

The second video is the bomb, like, 'you drop the bomb on me' kinda thang. God's bomb...

Jesus again...

Few things in this earthly life are absolutely certain, the most undebatable of these is death. Every person, even the atheist, will admit this much. Death, however, is not the very last event in this life of yours. Right after death, you shall be judged, thus, the judgment will depend on how you lived this earthly life of yours If you have honestly done your best and followed the Commandments of the Trinity, you shall be rewarded with the perfect life of Heaven; if, however, you have disregarded My loving directions and refused to make use of My generous help [like Repentance and the Eucharist], you shall be condemned to Hell - Death, Judgment, Heaven, and Hell are the four last things toward which you're moving closer to every hour of the day or night --- They will never frighten you if your conscience is clear; if you love God in your daily, Finite Existence, you should have NO REASON to fear Again, death, with all its uncertainties, is a fact Where will you be? On My left side or My right? Think about this and discern. I love you I am a God of Infinite Mercy, yet, I demand Eternal Justice My child, in a little while this earthly life of yours will be over. Just how ready are you to enter into the next? -Jesus 'be brave in carrying thy cross/be courageous in suffering for sinners/love poverty' [in spirit] --- A few wealthy people who know where they're going, they're taking the Up escalator, they don't let wealth/greed be the Be All, End All in our wee-wee, Finite Lifetimes. How do I know? How do I arrive at this difficult, trigonometry conclusion? Son, I lived it, I lived through death, I saw the other side - far beyond magnificent. Read our blog and you'll reach this certainty, too: Que cera cera - what Pontius Pilate sed when Joseph of Arimathaea asked for His Holy Body, too, I believe JUST GOTTA BELIEVE AND REPENT... and you, too, will have a place withe saints to have a wild party that never, ever ends!!!

Just know my Pop went to old-sKOOL withe Jesuits, the teacher who heard Jesus speak (circa Brooklyn, NYC,1955) when we HAD morality in this nation

Anyone who takes time to think of what I deserve, cannot deny that each one of you humans owes Me more than that person can ever repay. Yet, in spite of My goodness and wholehearted love, some people still choose to walk away from Me. They refuse to follow My directions and, as a result, they fall into sin. Though I made them mortals for Heaven, they shall never see it because they're refusing to do what it takes to get there Hell was made for the Devil and his rebel angels You were made for Heaven. In refusing to live FOR Heaven, you people choose to live WITHOUT Me. Thus, you shall have your wish when you perish - you shall join the rebel angels in Hell. Very, very UNpleasant for eternity. Actually, in refusing to follow My law, the U.S. actually turns her back on Me as the fallen angels did. If that person dies in this condition, they condemn themself to Hell. The Heavenly Jury which convicts that sinful mortal, convicts their own sinful lifetime. I, the Second Person of the Trinity, merely pronounce on what they themself have chosen There's nothing on earth which can compare with Hell - beyond all description. One must see it to know it - words fall way short of the reality which is Hell. I MAKE NO THREATS HERE, people. I want you to face this fact: unless you live for Heaven, you shall one day be in Hell. Stop, read, and think this URL through -Jesus 'it is only withe heart that one can see rightly; what is essential, is invisible to the eye' -the Little Prince

Piece the Pi

alleluia!! the WARNINGs coming, as you'll find on our URL (blue page [R arrow] yellow page [click here now!] green page). If the souls in Hell could but taste the bitter coldness of 111 degrees, they'd give their moxie. Some of 'em don't have any!

SUCKcumBED...

Again, all of U.S. are succumbed by the Liar. Mr BO has TWO beautiful, indelible daughters, right? yet, he signs a decree legalizing the slaughter of YOURS - the 10 Commandments sez 'everyone who destroys I will destroy' (Dr Tiller ring a bell, BO?) How totally hypocritical, stanky. Almighty God sed there would be a cleansing in Revelation: sHe'll thin-out the herd. Morbid? 'C'mon! Can't please everyone' -told to me many times by the Trinity, but that's the Way UH-HUH UH-HUH I like it --- This also proves our point: Know how you feel strongly about another person? It's not a sense of liking'm because, figuratively, that only comes when you're in the fourth grade: you're surrounded by flat-chested, little girls who haven't gotten the opportunity to experience alla the cordial rudiments of puberty... and it's not a sense of loving'm because when you're in the fourth grade, it's quite enough to memorize your nine-times-tables. It's like buttermilk. You think, 'Ugh! Barf-O-Rama!!' when it's passed to you at the Thanksgiving table; but, then, when everyone's tried some and you feel like a loser if you don't, you try a little. Consequently, you ralph! in private behind thy life-saving-napkin and tactfully say it was delicious. Just so withe Holy Spirit. I believe She's gettin' tired; She'll ralph! to all the demigods withe nukes from North Korea to thin-out the herd Think we can handle summore morality? Getting back to my devout scene at gnarly WRHS, almost everything seemed like the novel 'Catcher in the Rye' by J.D. Salinger; nearly everyone moved like they were deathly afraid of what Big Brother might think. Was I a flamboyant, uninvited bigot to leave in the dust those fascists-in-polyester who were persuading me by their lies? Was I untaught, unread, undeceived of my once-in-a-lifetime, political escapades in the now DEFUnCT art of wisdom? Lil ol me! BoyOboy! In my dirty jumpboots and my page-zero-attitude, while it was THEM i was laughing at: seeming to blend in like roadkill, like passive/aggressive assPHalt, slowly conforming under the weight of their tires. Silly people, silly society. From High School to thy deathbed, seeming to blend in so fixatingly, so alarmingly, with nuthin' more than a caustic cry of why I was so damm extraordinary LITTLE REALITY NEVER HURT ANYONE Another case in point: those with power are deathly afraid to lose it. Three examples. Those silly, nutty Mulla in Iran, North Korea, and, sadly, America - Obama's just proving to the world how niggardly he is, not to mention those factions around the world controlled by the 2%ers, those with billions, controlled by Satan, pitting one against the other in a never ending, vitriolic hatred for humanity WE HAVE SLOWLY DISARMED OUR CONSCIENCE ...till now, as we have pushed God away through the back door in hopes nobody sees U.S. Yahoo! MSNBC and whatever-lefty-servers are trying to get U.S. 'dumbed-down' by producing these super-DOOPER-ficial cannibalism, making U.S. walk-along the conveyor belt to where 'suspicion breeds confidence' -Brazil and we eat each other alive THE END It all starts in ed-U-ca-tion, brudda, which the BO didn't seem to fully grasp. Egad! You elected HIM??? For shame, America, for shame. Cheep-O-wiggas who wear their butt-cracks so low don't seem to realize the utmost consequence of killing our children, which brings up another, slimy point: talking 'bout edUmakation the BO lost when he disss'd the Holy Crucifix at Notre Dame O, Yeah!! That was extremely brilliant of you, mortal!!

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There's one way to act

when you're dealing with fools:

stab 'em in the back,

break all the rules...

DRI (from Houston) - I heard'm at the Outhouse, Lawrence, KS in '93

Hear ye! O hear ye!!

Just imagine, if you will, God and the raggedy, black-sheep sitting `round the campfire, dusk is approaching, shootin' the shit, cuttin' the crap, eating yummy fish and stale bread SUDDENLY, JUDAS LETS ONE RIP!! Not to let his clothes katch fire, not yet anyway, Jesus sees the explosion, He hears the flagrant expulsion, as the Most High waits till a sufficient distance has elapsed before asking them if they'd like to see an optilogical spectikle of the Highest Magnitude, as the ripe phart rises, slowly dissipating into the Israeli atmosphere --- If the apostles farted as much as I do, which you know some of 'em did, wouldn't it be a COMPLETE scream if Jesus lighted 'em with a Word?? HawrHawr Sulpher, common in our flatulations, has a extremely high combustion rate - a very great possibility He did. Betchur BOTTOM dollar the apostles had a fun time in the wilderness HeeHee Buncha hot-air, huh? You and i know they did, so lighten-up about religion.

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God's a "Most Excellent Dude"

-Bill and Ted

(softly caressing their air guitars)

RETORICAL EXISTENCE

When most of U.S. teens are hiding, lurking behind the wheel, following the crowd in thy engineOdeath, lurking behind the Liar, err, I mean, Pfizer/viagra where American teens can't get any. O, boo-hoo. Try praying instead of thinking you're all that; instead of the world leading U.S. into mortal sin withe very great possibilty of eternal damnation. Egads!! What would your mom think if you didn't come home for dinner?? Better learn, pal, and grow-up --- If there's one thang the Almighty should do at the WARNING, picture this: cloudy, blue sky... and, OMG!! What's THAT in the sky?? God scrawls out, 'the Simpsons'. Wouldn't that be totally cool? If we all wish, He'll do that for U.S. Sadly, though, America only comes to church on Sunday for 55 minutes, no more, where they fall asleep; guess we all can't go to Heaven, not when there's this EXCITING, VIAGRA world where the phat bawls aren't for everyone.

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'only a fool fights in a burning house...' some bad-ass, Klingon dude

(but, alas, Spock wears eyeshadow)

DON'T follow political parties...

Those must come SECOND; follow God in this Finite Existence FIRST. You dudes who're almost ten who drive around in your cars, tires skreeechin, gaudy hubcaps, money you could've spent tithing, making this world a better place? "Life ain't forever, son," sez God. You're so very big-N-bad, ain'tcha? Hate2break it to ya. You're nuthin' without Jesus. How big-N-bad you gonna be when you croak?? "Better ride a Cannondale, son, and wiseabove" --- Check-out 'Lui et moi'